Well, I have blue eyes, strawberry blond hair, and I'm about 5' 11". But lets skip all this boring bollocks. I live in a town of nearly 40,000 people, and I still have some hope in my life that one day I will be one of Canada's most respected writers. I try my hardest to write 300 words a day, but I have two problems, I'm a die hard perfectionist, and my dad wants me to get a "real job" so it's going to be a little harder. I've had hundreds of novel ideas and after a couple of months of working with them I have realised that they were utter crap. So I’ve decided to stick to short stories and opinion pieces for now, and continue working with my ideas, and see if I can create at least a little bit of magic in them. I must agree with my dad though I do need a "real job" because I am utter skint. I hope you like my work.
Someone, I forget who, but someone once said, "... you can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle these three things, a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas lights." Well, you're here, so I'm guessing you want to know as much about me as you possibly can. Now I'm not going to give you my entire autobiography but I will tell you this...
- On a rainy day I would go outside and twirl around in the pottles, catching water drops in my mouth. (I know you probably think that I'm being cliche, but it's true, I would.)
- If my luggage got lost, I would go to the front desk and demand that I get it as soon as possible. And if that bitch was cheeky with me, I would smash her face against the keyboard of her computer waiting for blood to pour from her mouth.
- If my Christmas lights were tangled, I would simply untangle them. It's not hard. My parents always seem to get so pissed about it, and I never know why. Seriously people, have some fucking patience, and keep in a good mood. After all, it's Christmas.
To contact me you can email me at...
Scott_Summerhaze@hotmail.com
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